rippin-and-the-tearin:

omg trickster tuesday thats the best thing!

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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This is me judging you @ Lisa

LISA!!!!!

LISA LAIOS LINTERMANS 

IK WEET DAJE DA IER FUCKING ZIET

STUUR GVD DIE FUCKING TAAK FUCKING DOOR


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  • Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
  • Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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imstillnotnude: thirsty-spirits: nutellaforall: sunshinefourtwenty: my-kala: We are just trying to figure each other out. officially my all time favorite post most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. Thanks society. On-point post. wow At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that!